Kuch wesay bhi kismat loundebaaz thi
Kuch humain bhi gaand marwane ka chaska bhi tha
Kuch sheher ke log bhi tharki the
Kuch humhain bhi marwane ka shoq bhi tha
Daro nahi loundebazi ki kahni nahi hai yeah. Phati toh meri buri tarha se hai par kisi ke tool se nahi balke kismat ne hi maari hai meri. Yeah dukh bhari dastaan wahaan shuru hoti hai jab pita ji ne marte huwe mujhe kaha
Pita ji:"Beta ab sab zimedari tere upar hi hai. Teri maa ke armaan jawaan hain. Unhe ache se thanda karna."
Bas pita ji toh yeah keh kar kutte ki maut mar gaye par mata ji ki aur dekha toh woh surkhi laga kar mujhe in nazroun se dekh rahi thi jaise kha hi jayengi. Agle din jab main bazaar sauda lene gaya toh ajeeb baat huyi. Jab sauda le kar baniye ko pese dene laga toh woh bola
Dina Nath:"Aare toh neha ka lounda hai na?"
Pappu:"Ji."
Dina Nath:"Phir toh mera hi huwa na. Bitwa pese rakh apne pas aur le yeah 500 ka note bhi le le mere se. Aaj se mujhe bas pita ji keh kar bulaya kar."
Pappu:"Kya matalab hai tumhara?"
Dina Nath:"Dekh na jab jawaan maa widwa ho jati hai toh woh paraya dhan ban jati hai. Toh nahi chahata ke teri maa ki zindagi main phirse khusiyaan aa jayain? Tere bhi chote behan bhai hoon joh tujhe bade bhaiya keh kar pukarain?"
Pappu:"Yeah pese apne pakad be chutiye. Tangain teri kabar main hain aur aarmaano ko abhi bhi aag lagi huyi hai? Aainda mere se aesi bakwas ki toh teri dhoti main shurli chor donga. Samjha?" Yeah keh kar main toh ghusse se ghar aa gaya par ghar ghuste hi joh dekha toh meri aankhain aur gaand phati ki phati reh gayi. Dodh wala mata ji ki chatiyaan aese chos raha tha jaise saale ne wahin se dodh nikaal nikaal kar bechna ho. Main danda utha kar uske pechwade par kas kar maara toh woh ghabra kar ghar se bhaag gaya.
Pappu:"Ab dobara yahaan mat aana madarchood nahi toh teri gaand main danda kar donga yahin." Door ja kar usne ruk kar kaha
Dodh wala:"Malik kam se kam mujhe mere pese toh de do dodh ke."
Pappu:"Abhe yeah dodh joh tune piya hai woh muft ka tha kya harami? Chal dafa ho ja yahaan se ab." Yeah keh kar maine darwaza zol se band kar diya. Mata ji mujhe ghorte dekh kar boli
Mata:"Dekh pappu is main naraaz hone wali kounsi baat hai? Jawaan maa ke bete aese ghussa nahi karte mere lal. Idhar aa." Yeah keh kar unhone mujhe chati se laga liya aur unhone abhi tak apni chatiyiyoun ko dhanpa bhi nahi tha. Zor zor se mera moun apni chati se masalne lagi. Ab woh umar bhi kuch aesi thi ke unke gol gol gulabi mamme dekh kar lulli khadi ho gayi aur mata ji ne jab usse mehsoos kiya toh aur zor se chipak gayi.
Mata:"Jita reh mere raja beta ab tohne hi dukhi maa ke aarmaan thande karne hain."
Bas phir doodh ka haq aada karne ke liye main mata ji ki doggy style main lene lag gaya. Meri us choti si bhool ki itni badi saaza milegi yeah maine soucha bhi nahi tha. Din raat mata ji dukh mitane ke liye mere lund par sawaar ho kar mujhe dukhi karne lag gayi aur aese jane kitne hi saal chalta raha. Ek baar jab maine Mata ji se poucha ke
Pappu:"Maa ji kya main vivah ke shub bandhan main band sakta hoon?" Toh woh yeah sun kar boli
Mata:"Ab toh apni dukhi maa ko chor kar kisi aur ka hona chahata hai? Theak hai beta kar le par yaad rakhna is dukhi maa ka dil dukha kar toh khush nahi reh payega."
Pappu:"Maa tera dukh mitate mitate mera toh lund girne wala ho gaya hai. Bas ab mere main teri aur lene ki shakti nahi rahi."
Mata:"Maa budhi ho gayi toh tere main ahesaas naam ki cheaz hi mar gayi? Yaad kar jab maine tujhe choot khila khila kar jawaan kiya tha. Tab toh bade mazze se leta tha aur ab ek dukhiyari maat ko chor kar kisi aur ka hona chahata hai? Agar tohne vivah kiya toh yaad rakhne mera shraab lagega tujhe aur shadi ki pehli raat se hi teri lulli khadi honi band kar degi."
Pappu:"Nahi maa nahi aesa mat bol. Abhi tera beta maara nahi. Phir kya huwa joh tere moun pe moutne ko bhi man nahi karta ab? Main tere chehre par kapda daal kar le liya karounga." Ab aur kya kahoun dosto apni toh kismat hi chusi huyi hai. Meri majbori ne such main meri maa chod kar rakh di hai.
Kisi se kuch na bolenge
Tanhayi main rolenge
Ab maut kya aayegi pappu
Maa chodne ka kahegi
Toh chood lenge
Kuch humain bhi gaand marwane ka chaska bhi tha
Kuch sheher ke log bhi tharki the
Kuch humhain bhi marwane ka shoq bhi tha
Daro nahi loundebazi ki kahni nahi hai yeah. Phati toh meri buri tarha se hai par kisi ke tool se nahi balke kismat ne hi maari hai meri. Yeah dukh bhari dastaan wahaan shuru hoti hai jab pita ji ne marte huwe mujhe kaha
Pita ji:"Beta ab sab zimedari tere upar hi hai. Teri maa ke armaan jawaan hain. Unhe ache se thanda karna."
Bas pita ji toh yeah keh kar kutte ki maut mar gaye par mata ji ki aur dekha toh woh surkhi laga kar mujhe in nazroun se dekh rahi thi jaise kha hi jayengi. Agle din jab main bazaar sauda lene gaya toh ajeeb baat huyi. Jab sauda le kar baniye ko pese dene laga toh woh bola
Dina Nath:"Aare toh neha ka lounda hai na?"
Pappu:"Ji."
Dina Nath:"Phir toh mera hi huwa na. Bitwa pese rakh apne pas aur le yeah 500 ka note bhi le le mere se. Aaj se mujhe bas pita ji keh kar bulaya kar."
Pappu:"Kya matalab hai tumhara?"
Dina Nath:"Dekh na jab jawaan maa widwa ho jati hai toh woh paraya dhan ban jati hai. Toh nahi chahata ke teri maa ki zindagi main phirse khusiyaan aa jayain? Tere bhi chote behan bhai hoon joh tujhe bade bhaiya keh kar pukarain?"
Pappu:"Yeah pese apne pakad be chutiye. Tangain teri kabar main hain aur aarmaano ko abhi bhi aag lagi huyi hai? Aainda mere se aesi bakwas ki toh teri dhoti main shurli chor donga. Samjha?" Yeah keh kar main toh ghusse se ghar aa gaya par ghar ghuste hi joh dekha toh meri aankhain aur gaand phati ki phati reh gayi. Dodh wala mata ji ki chatiyaan aese chos raha tha jaise saale ne wahin se dodh nikaal nikaal kar bechna ho. Main danda utha kar uske pechwade par kas kar maara toh woh ghabra kar ghar se bhaag gaya.
Pappu:"Ab dobara yahaan mat aana madarchood nahi toh teri gaand main danda kar donga yahin." Door ja kar usne ruk kar kaha
Dodh wala:"Malik kam se kam mujhe mere pese toh de do dodh ke."
Pappu:"Abhe yeah dodh joh tune piya hai woh muft ka tha kya harami? Chal dafa ho ja yahaan se ab." Yeah keh kar maine darwaza zol se band kar diya. Mata ji mujhe ghorte dekh kar boli
Mata:"Dekh pappu is main naraaz hone wali kounsi baat hai? Jawaan maa ke bete aese ghussa nahi karte mere lal. Idhar aa." Yeah keh kar unhone mujhe chati se laga liya aur unhone abhi tak apni chatiyiyoun ko dhanpa bhi nahi tha. Zor zor se mera moun apni chati se masalne lagi. Ab woh umar bhi kuch aesi thi ke unke gol gol gulabi mamme dekh kar lulli khadi ho gayi aur mata ji ne jab usse mehsoos kiya toh aur zor se chipak gayi.
Mata:"Jita reh mere raja beta ab tohne hi dukhi maa ke aarmaan thande karne hain."
Bas phir doodh ka haq aada karne ke liye main mata ji ki doggy style main lene lag gaya. Meri us choti si bhool ki itni badi saaza milegi yeah maine soucha bhi nahi tha. Din raat mata ji dukh mitane ke liye mere lund par sawaar ho kar mujhe dukhi karne lag gayi aur aese jane kitne hi saal chalta raha. Ek baar jab maine Mata ji se poucha ke
Pappu:"Maa ji kya main vivah ke shub bandhan main band sakta hoon?" Toh woh yeah sun kar boli
Mata:"Ab toh apni dukhi maa ko chor kar kisi aur ka hona chahata hai? Theak hai beta kar le par yaad rakhna is dukhi maa ka dil dukha kar toh khush nahi reh payega."
Pappu:"Maa tera dukh mitate mitate mera toh lund girne wala ho gaya hai. Bas ab mere main teri aur lene ki shakti nahi rahi."
Mata:"Maa budhi ho gayi toh tere main ahesaas naam ki cheaz hi mar gayi? Yaad kar jab maine tujhe choot khila khila kar jawaan kiya tha. Tab toh bade mazze se leta tha aur ab ek dukhiyari maat ko chor kar kisi aur ka hona chahata hai? Agar tohne vivah kiya toh yaad rakhne mera shraab lagega tujhe aur shadi ki pehli raat se hi teri lulli khadi honi band kar degi."
Pappu:"Nahi maa nahi aesa mat bol. Abhi tera beta maara nahi. Phir kya huwa joh tere moun pe moutne ko bhi man nahi karta ab? Main tere chehre par kapda daal kar le liya karounga." Ab aur kya kahoun dosto apni toh kismat hi chusi huyi hai. Meri majbori ne such main meri maa chod kar rakh di hai.
Kisi se kuch na bolenge
Tanhayi main rolenge
Ab maut kya aayegi pappu
Maa chodne ka kahegi
Toh chood lenge
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